Napoleon Dynamite Quotes & Sayings

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America is like Napoleon Dynamite; you either love it or you hate it.

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

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