I'm Sorry Man, I Got Magic And I've Got Poetry In My Fingertips, You Know, Most Of The Time, And This Includes Naps. - SearchQuotes

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I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.

Charlie Sheen

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