Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes & Sayings

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

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I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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