Weird Al Yankovic Quotes & Sayings

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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