Paris Hilton Quotes & Sayings

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Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed.

You need to be honest with everyone, but above all, you need to be honest with yourself.

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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

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She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.

Nerd girls are the worlds most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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