Alec Straub Quotes & Sayings

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If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't ignore insults and let them go. Stand up for yourself.

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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]

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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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