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Dogs smoke in France!

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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.

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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.

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Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing!

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK, the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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