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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

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