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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

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I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.

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I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.

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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

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There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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