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Tyler Perry's 'Madea Goes to Jail!' Which, I have to tell you, of everything that I've ever done in my career, that's the only thing that's perked up the ears of my nieces and nephews. That is it, that's done it for them. That made me a bona fide star in their eyes!

Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.

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Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too.	256 up, 23 down

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A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.	679 up, 61 down

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A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.	550 up, 66 down

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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