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I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen the show and they just jump in and try to watch it's easy to get confused. But at the same time I think it's easy for anyone to tune in and enjoy it. I mean, it's just a really dirty show. There are a lot of dirty jokes.

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Ghostbusters is kind of like the reason I wanted to be an actor.

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Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

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I'm always concerned that I'm not being nice enough. You know, people have told me I'm unfailingly polite...But I think those people are all pieces of shit.

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I poked the Pillsbury Doughboy. That was the first time I had lines. I was interacting with the Doughboy.

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I like a woman to take control but theyre hard to find. For example, when I go out to a restaurant I know every girl in there wants to come say hi and be sexually aggressive, but theyre all so gripped by shyness that they dont even make a move. In some cases the shyness is so severe they wont even look at me.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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