Patton Oswalt Quotes & Sayings

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I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.

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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

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Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.

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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

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