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Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

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Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

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I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

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I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

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Featured Quote: "Never stop doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts."

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