Jackie Mason Quotes & Sayings

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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

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