I Have The World's Largest Collection Of Seashells. I Keep It On All The Beaches Of The World... Perhaps You've Seen It. - SearchQuotes

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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Steven Wright

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