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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
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