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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

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New Updates! (5/25/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Friday and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Friday quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Friday quotes on the web!