I Lay On The Ground, But Then I Can't Reach - I Don't Want To Take My Foot Out Of The Tub - But I've Got To Call Somebody Because I've Got To Get A Band-aid Or Something To Stop The Bleeding. - SearchQuotes

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I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding.

Danny DeVito

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