David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings

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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.

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People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself moving back. It's not that I hate the United States. I just always thought it would be a shame not to live in a foreign country.

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Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.

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Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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