Henry Youngman Quotes & Sayings

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock

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