I Personally Prefer A Nice Frozen TV Dinner At Home, Mainly Because It's So Little Trouble. All You Have To Do Is Have Another Drink While You're Throwing It In The Garbage. - SearchQuotes

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I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little trouble. All you have to do is have another drink while you're throwing it in the garbage.

Jack Douglas

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