Garry Shandling Quotes & Sayings

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Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

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