I Remember The 'Checkered Demon'. He's This Little Devil With This Three-foot Dong That Just Porks Everybody. And That Wa S My Idea Of What Sex Was About. And I Was, Oh, Wow! I Can't Wait.' - SearchQuotes

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I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just porks everybody. And that wa s my idea of what sex was about. And I was, Oh, wow! I can't wait.'

Leonardo DiCaprio

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