Billy Connolly Quotes & Sayings

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.

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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

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