I Want To Get A Job As Someone Who Names Kitchen Appliances. Toaster, Refrigerator, Blender.... All You Do Is Say What The Sh.. Does, And Add "er". I Wanna Work For The Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, What Does That Do? It Keeps Sh.. Fresh. Well, That's A Fresher....I'm Going On Break. - SearchQuotes

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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the sh.. does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps sh.. fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

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