Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes & Sayings

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Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.

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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

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Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

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Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

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Who are you, and why should I care?

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