I Went To College With Every Intention Of Being A Doctor. I Was Redirected By My Grades. That, And A Fake Radio Show That I Improvised With Some Friends. Wasn't Even On The Air. - SearchQuotes

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I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio show that I improvised with some friends. Wasn't even on the air.

Chevy Chase

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