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Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.

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Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.

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Why is hurricane sandy like Snooki? They're both blowing the whole east coast.

If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.

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