I Woke Up In Vegas Once And There Was No Toothpaste, But There Was Some Leftover Jack Daniel's. I Figured It Would Be Good For My Morning Breath. - SearchQuotes

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I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel's. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.

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