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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

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