Jay Leno Quotes & Sayings

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The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?

Just the mere mention of Jay Leno's name makes me to want to vomit.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

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