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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

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Suggest Revision: If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
 

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Suggest Revision: The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
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Suggest Revision: Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
 
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Suggest Revision: My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
 
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Suggest Revision: You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
 
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