Milton Berle Quotes & Sayings

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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

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Happy Married Life quotes

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Operation Black Steel, the mission to liberate Shabazz K. Milton-Berle, was aborted...because I couldn't get a ride.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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Graduation quotes Opportunity quotes

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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Graduation quotes Opportunity quotes Middle School Graduation quotes

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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Graduation quotes Opportunity quotes

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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