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If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, thats just what Ill do. Its this kind of regard for others that makes me believe Id be a good politician.

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My favorite color on canvas is nudity.

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Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.

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Im trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.

The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer.

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