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A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

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A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.

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Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

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Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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