Frank Zappa quotes
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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Suggest Revision: If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
 

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Suggest Revision: You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
 
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Suggest Revision: It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
 
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Suggest Revision: There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
 
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Suggest Revision: Music is always a commentary on society.
 
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