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May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.

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Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami.

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I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.

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I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates.

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I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the cast of Jersey Shore.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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