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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called the Ace Trucking Company. We didn't even have a name when we first did the show, but one of my favorite moments was looking over to see him laughing, falling off his chair. This was topped only by another kind of tribute often paid by Johnny: imitation. We did a sketch about tough motorcyclists stopping into a shop and demanding shoes and coming away with handbags and ruffled blouses and stuff, and after it was over, Johnny kept saying, 'I want some shoes,' like one of the characters, and that was just a kind of salute. To have him pick up a catchphrase and repeat it was just amazing.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

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Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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