In Public Toilets You Don't Have To Touch Anything. A Machine Gives Loo Roll And Makes Birdie Noises So You Can't Hear The Person Next Door Break Wind. It Spoils The Fun. - SearchQuotes

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In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person next door break wind. It spoils the fun.

Kelly Osbourne

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