Miss Piggy Quotes & Sayings

Below are more quotes by Miss Piggy.

Milking this shit, pregnant bitch titties. Bringing home the bacon, Im f-ckin Miss Piggy.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

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Character contributes to beauty. It fortifies a woman as her youth fades. A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude, and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.

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The difference between pretty and beautiful is- pretty is temporal-whereas beautiful is eternal.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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