It's Funny How All Of This Has Worked Out - I Wasn't Popular In High School, But Now Every Drunken Guy In The United States Wants To Be My Pal. They All Want To Buy Me A Shot, And Pretty Soon I'm Throwing Up.

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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

Jimmy Kimmel

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