Jake Owen Quotes & Sayings

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Jason Aldean just asked me if I was here tonight for the remake of Stayin' Alive...I laughed...Then drank another beer.

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Why does coffee smell so good coming from a brewing pot, but smells like shit on someone's breath?

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At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick.

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Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo.

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I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his cheese nips.

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