It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.
New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Lemony Snicket and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Lemony Snicket quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Lemony Snicket quotes on the web!