Dane Cook Quotes & Sayings

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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

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I won't take no for a question.

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I just mixed a 5 hour energy drink with some sleepy time tea. Let's see who wins this battle.

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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.

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If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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