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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

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Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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