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I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka

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I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. -Katinka

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There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman. -Derek Zoolander

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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

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You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander

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