Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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I am an only child. I have one sister.

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What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen!

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

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