Lewis Grizzard Quotes & Sayings

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

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