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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

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