Spike Milligan Quotes & Sayings

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I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

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A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish."

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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Happiness quotes Money quotes Misery quotes

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

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Money quotes Chance quotes

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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